A pizza a day helps keep your pants from falling down.

If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees.

Is infinity odd or even?

I sold my house this week. I got a pretty good price for it. But it made my landlord mad as hell

News Flash: Hospitals are sued by 7 foot doctors!

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the east drown too?

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

Never trust a person that says "trust me."

Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.

There are much more important things than money, the trouble is, they all cost money.